Pocket Salmon

It's like salmon, but in your pocket! Pocket Salmon! The handy friendly fish-at-your-fingertips that's always ready to go! Why settle for boring old underwater catch-me-if-you-calmon-salmon when you could have the ever-accessible, always-dependable, never-stinky always-yummy Pocket Salmon instead! POCKET SALMON! [TM. Always read the label. Terms and conditions apply]