THE URLING TIMES
News and gossip from Children of Ur
~ Groddle Forest Junction, Weddingday, 48th of Bruise ~
Mysterious Transporter Malfunction in Haraiva
Two Urlings reported encountering a beam of light passing between two plates in the high mountains of Haraiva this week. After carefully studying the beam, the intrepid explorers stepped into the beam of light and posed for a screenshot against the picturesque backdrop. While our sources are unreliable, rumor has it that smooches may have occurred inside the beam. No transporter or other strange behavior was observed.
If you find the mysterious transporter beam, please photograph youself next to it and post it in this news forum. For SCIENCE (and Ur).
Secret Millionaires Haunt Bortola
Several Urlings have confessed to picking up Million Currant Trophies from undisclosed locations in the trees of Bortola. It is unknown at this time how the Trophies appeared in their leafy bowers. According to JayMan1 the Trophies are valued by vendors at 700K. Is there a Billionaire Benefactor jumping from tree to tree, dropping trophies in obscure byways, encouraging us to explore the shady glades of Bortola? Or perhaps Spriggan sends trophies to random spawn points in the forest to reward his devotees.
Cubimals Overrun Groddle Forest Junction, Wintery Place
A veritable encrustation of sprightly cubimals brightened up Groddle Forest Junction recently. Foxes, Crabimals, and other common cuddly cubis lured on new Urlings to begin their hoard of toys. Wintery Place also hosted a smattering of batterflies and street spirits. Was this the litter left by an advanced collector -- perhaps a new Bortola trophy millionaire -- opening cubi box after cubi box in search of rares? Does this herald a new dawn of cubi racing in our beautiful land of Ur?
Clear skies this morning the 48th of Bruise as we await the dawn in popular hangout spot Groddle Forest Junction.
Rumors abounded this evening of an upcoming picnic in Groddle Meadow. Stay tuned in Global Chat for more information on the picnic. Do plan to bring a variety of fruits, drinks, and delicious sandwiches to share!
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