THE URLING TIMES #3
lizzard posted in General 7 years ago
THE URLING TIMES #3
All the News That's Pretty Much Made Up
~ Groddle Forest Junction, Moonday, 9th of Candy ~
Ice Camper's Lair Discovered
In the depths of Dokk Rokk you may find the campsite of the ghostly Ice Camper who comes out only after dark to harvest ice nubbins with her silver scraper of doom. At night, when the ice nubbins are glowing, she is nearby. She also harvests souls. If you have an icy soul, beware. It may end up in the Ice Camper's Cauldron.
Festivo Orelbo Zubed, Nemo Sana Birdied
Urchins flocked this weekend to marvel at the trees of Roobrik and Balzare, decorated with gleaming jewels, bubbles, and baubles. Against the gleam of sunset in Festivo, the mile-high trees were resplendent with rubies! And Nemo Sana shone with opalescent splendor, decked with diamonds.
Plop Puzzle Perplexes Pig-tenders
Efficient crop experts feed their out of date produce to animals, then collect the resulting waste material for a seed harvest. Don't ask us exactly how this works. Ask a Humbaban. One problem, the seeds don't work! Best to rely on 100% organic genuine Gardening Vendor seed packets, they are reliable for planting and help the economy grow, too!
Firozi Sands Resort Opens to Public
Fabulous. Firozi Fabulous! Enjoy the beach chairs and beer along the beautiful shores of Firozi's natural coastline. Abhiman Himan has charming trails and a handy hardware vendor. Right next door, Mrandeya Minds has opened a cooking and alchemistry lab. The cherry trees of Firozi are blooming, the sparkly sparkling, the dullite, well, dulling. Don't miss the famous swimming hole just down the coast in Ambul Jal, and on the way, stop off at the listening stations of CRABAPALOOZA. Crabato never tasted so good!
Events
CRABAPALOOZA!!!!!! The nature and timing of the event remains a mystery! Perhaps the Sloth Knockers will reassemble?
lizzard replied 7 years ago
Kicking back in Firozi Sands's famous yellow beach chairs with a frosty beer
lizzard replied 7 years ago
Kicking back in Firozi Sands's famous yellow beach chairs with a frosty beer
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lizzard replied 7 years ago
Yes!!!! So much better. Also better with the Face Smelters removed! Thank you Procrastinatia!
lizzard replied 7 years ago
Yes!!!! So much better. Also better with the Face Smelters removed! Thank you Procrastinatia!
lizzard replied 7 years ago
How did you get the whole thing like that? I can only get little sections... Well, I have a tiny screen....
lizzard replied 7 years ago
How did you get the whole thing like that? I can only get little sections... Well, I have a tiny screen....
Elle Lament replied 7 years ago
Also, there appears to be an unlikely companion in the swimming hole.
Elle Lament replied 7 years ago
Also, there appears to be an unlikely companion in the swimming hole.
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